Ali Lohan Wants To Be The Next Lindsay Lohan

Ali Lohan gave an interview to Teen Vogue where she said she wants to be famous "really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know." I blame White Oprah for this. She has burned it into 14-year-old Ali's head. Shit, Lindsay's career isn't exactly flying high, so someone has to pay the bills. White Oprah has probably been playing tapes for Ali while she sleeps that say, "You want to be famous...you want to be famous..." over and over again.

Ali went on to say, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."

I can totally see how a 14-year-old would love to be Lindsay Lohan. Think about it. You can do as many drugs as you want, drink champagne out in the open, fuck whoever you want and you don't even have to worry about washing your face, because all the fake spray tan keeps it looking dirty. Linds has it good.

Ali is already shooting a reality show with White Oprah for E!, she might audition for High School Musical 3 and she's working on an album. A reality show with White Oprah? Ali's career is already dead and it hasn't even started. I think the best thing for Ali to do is run away and join the circus. She will be better off being raised by clowns. Well....real clowns.

VIA People - Image: Wireimage