You Tell Me

On the cover of OK! Magazine this week they ask the question "Is Katie Holmes pregnant?" Um...you tell me! You are the one with reporters, sources, snitches, psychics and all that! A source told them, "She has that special glow that only pregnant women have. I would say there is a strong possibility that she's pregnant." That's not a natural glow. Tom Cruise is trying out a new shade of robot paint on her.

If Katie Holmes is knocked up, she will find out with the rest of us. She will wake one day and suddenly be pregnant. She'll shrug her shoulders and go on with life. Then 9 months later she'll pop it out, shrug her shoulders again and tell everyone it's "amaaaaazing and wooooonderful."

I think Tom's the one that's pregnant. He's been looking a little thick lately. He definitely has child bearing hips.