What's Wrong With A Little Philip Seymour Hoffman Ass?

Paper Magazine has named Philip Seymour Hoffman's nude scene in "Before The Devil Knows You're Dead" as the worst of all-time. They compiled a list of the Top 10 Worst Nude Film Scenes of all-time and gave Phil the top spot. The magazine said, "The image of Philip’s big, bare flabby ass is branded on my brain.” Here's the rest of the Top 5:

1. Philip Seymour Hoffman - Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
2. Patrick Dempsey - Some Girls
3. Terry Bradshaw - Failure To Launch
4. Donald Sutherland - Space Cowboys
5. Kathy Bates - At Play In The Fields Of The Lord

I'd rather see Philip's flabby ass and Kathy Bates' knee knockers than Sharon Stone's nasty ass vagina. She should have been number one, because every time I watch "Basic Instinct" (which is frequently, because it's hot) and that scene comes up I have to hold my breath or the vomit will pour from within.

Paper named Patrick as the No. 2 worst, because “The scene won’t make you think McDreamy, but rather McTeeny.” Sounds like Patrick needs to invest in a penis pump.

Source - Image: Egotastic!