Dear Mark Ronson, Don't Trust The Girl

Tommy Girl has reportedly asked Mark Ronson to DJ Suri Cruise's upcoming 2nd Birthday extravaganza on April 18th. Mark was the official DJ at Tom and Katie's wedding in Italy. Sources say that Tommy is impressed with Mark, because at his wedding he played a remixed version of the Top Gun theme. No, Tommy is impressed with Mark's tight ass not his DJ skills.

Mark should take the job, but keep a butt plug in the entire time. Tommy will no doubt try to poke him in the poop shoot.

I hope Mark plays Mr. Roboto, because you know Suri can pop and lock the hell out of the robot dance.