Morning Wood

Simon Cowell turned down a $2 million offer to be the new dick of Viagra - I'm Not Obsessed

Pete Wentz and Seth Green are totally fucking - Towleroad

Dr. 90210 is the only one shopping from the International Male catalog - Mollygood

Ellen Degeneres is putting out her own line of dog food. Ok... - Celebitchy

Kylie Minogue could be the next Mrs. Paul McCartney - Holy Moly!

Marilyn Manson to make Evan Rachel Wood his child bride? - ICYDK

Lindsay Lohan thinks Eli Roth is too old - SOW