"A Booty Marinated In Some Fish Sauce"

File this under: Why the fuck am I watching this trash show?! I already know the answer. It's because I have terrible taste in TV. Anyway, last night was the premiere of starring ""That's Amore"A Shot At Love" loser Domenico Nesci. The show's premise is very basic. Domenico is trying to find love among 15 skanks.

The clip above basically sums up the entire hour. Domenico asks Kristen if he could smell her armpits, because he thinks the bitch isn't clean. One of the other girls describe the smell as "booty marinated in some fish sauce." I think Domenico is smelling the wrong flap. He needs to go south. I'm sure Kristen wasn't the only girl in the room with that issue. They all look like they've been marinating in fish sauce.

Again, why am I watching this shit?!

Bonus! Last night was a trash TV double feature. Rock of Love 2 featured the lovely nymph Daisy singing the National Anthem. I'm surprised her horrific cat screams didn't blow Bret's wig right off.