Wednesday, March 5th 2008

Pregnant!!

Oh shit! Who's the baby daddy? It could Samantha Ronson or 20,000 other dudes in Los Angeles. HoHan would have to DNA the entire city. It would be the best episode of Maury ever. It would be like a 10-part series.

Yeah, she's not knocked up. It's just coke bloat....I mean....Diet Coke bloat.

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