Who Is This Person?

It's my favorite person in the whole entire world. It's Eva LongWHORIA's nasty ass on last month's Vogue Mexico. Sorry Vogue, but even hurricane hair can't make this bitch look hot. They made her look even more like a mouse. She's just missing some whiskers. I want to throw her a block of cheese hoping she'll break into "Somewhere Out There" from An American Tail. Damn, that movie is good.