Fresh Faced & Skankier?

HoHan stepped out in NYC today to help the homeless and feed the children. No, of course not. Bitch went out to shop. How many leggings and fugly scarves does one ho need? HoHan also looked like she finally took a Brillo pad to her face and washed off years and years of tanning spunk. You would think bitch would look better, but I'm not so sure. She has slight abortion face with a touch of hangover face. Maybe that's why she covers her shit with all that fake tanner.

Samantha Ronson accompanied HoHan while she spent money she doesn't have. Those lezzzzzies! I just know they are bumping clam holes. I don't blame HoHan. Sammy looks like she could pull an ovary out with her finger banging skills. If they were an annoying Disney TV show they would be called "Lezzies McGuire."