How Old Is This Bitch?

CZJ claims she's 38, but there's so many rumors about that she's lying her age. People have written me saying this bitch was in her 20s in the 1980s. I don't know, but she looks 38 to me. A botoxed to hell 38-year-old . That's probably why she married Michael Douglas, so that she could look like a hot young thing next to his pepaw ass.

Here's CZJ at a press conference for "Death Defying Acts" in Sydney with Guy Pearce. Guy will always be Felicia Jollygoodfellow to me.