Which One's The Dude?

If I told you the bitch in the middle was a lesbian named Esther from Asheville, North Carolina, you would believe me 100%. Rosie O'Donnell thought about having a hot lesbo threesome with Clay Gayken for a split second, but then smelled his ball sweat and called it a night.

Here's these three happy lesbians backstage at "Spamalot" last night. The Susan Powter looking chick is Rosie's main bitch, Kelly.