Queen Without A Castle?

Aretha Franklin better unlock the bra, because someone is in dire need of a titty slapping! The AP reports that Aretha might lose her Detroit mansion to tax collectors, because her attorney fuckedup.

Aretha's lawyer made a mistake and didn't pay $445 in taxes in 2005 causing her home to go into foreclosure over late fees. She owes $19,192 and plans to pay it up by the March 31st deadline.

Phew! Aretha won't be homeless, but if she needs dough I have a suggestion. Motorboat videos! Aretha's gigantic chichizillas were made for boob sexing. It would be at your own risk though. I can't promise that Aretha wouldn't mistake your peen for a charbroiled hot dog and bite that sucker off.