Crack Money

George Clooney and Julia Roberts have offered Amy Wino $1 million to perform at an event in NYC on May 5th. Giorgio Armani is hosting the event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute and has asked George to offer Wino the gig. A source told the Mirror, "Giorgio has made no secret to his friends that he would love to work with Amy. He sees this party as an ideal opportunity to sound her out about future projects together."

Wino hasn't decided if she's going to take the gig, but she will. 8 balls just don't buy themselves! What she needs to do is take that money and get one of those face transplants. It's time for her to start over. She fucked that face up to the point of no return.

And why do people keep throwing money at this mess?! George and Julia might as well as light her crack pipe too.