Clara Out, Nahla In

Earlier I posted a rumor that Halle Berry and hot sperm donor had name their baby Clara Stella Berry-Aubry. It ain't so! People has confirmed they named their angel Nahla Ariela Aubry.

The first thought I had was Nala from "The Lion King." Then I decided to do a little googling and it looks like they named her after The Northern Alberta Health Libraries Association. Ariela sounds like areola, but it could be worse! They could have named her after a fruit or after some dead movie star. I'd rather be named Lion King Nipples than Apple!

And just when I was conquering saying Clara Stella Berry-Aubry 25 times fast without mistakes. Damn them!