Afternoon Crumbs

Idiot on a hummer - Mollygood
The women of Star Trek - The Bastardly
Jessica Biel is not a hot catwoman - IDLYITW
Lindsay Blohan is actually liked - Popsugar
Tom Ford doesn't wear panties - A Socialite's Life
Cameron Diaz goes topless for W - Egotastic!
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter don't live together - Hollywood Rag
Jude Law wants to make beautiful music - Just Jared
Jodie Marsh is truly elegant - Hollywood Tuna
KFed gets mocked at his own party and doesn't even know it - Cityrag
Drug Free?

MTV UK has footage of Pete Doherty in a fashion shoot for fashion label, Gio-Goi. Pete is working with the label to design a collection for Spring/Summer 2007. What the hell kind of clothes is he going to design? Shirts with pockets that to detract for easy access for injections? Sweaters with pouches for easy barfing?
The president of Gio-Goi said, "Peter looks fantastic as a model. We are very excited and look forward to having his influence as a rock icon in the design process."
ROCK ICON? That ho is sharing a crack pipe with Pete!
Tree Trunk Thighs
TMZ has the video of this morning’s Oprah (on tomorrow) where Kirstie Alley showed her new body off in a bikini. A year ago, she promised Oprah that when she got her new body, she would show it off in a bikini. Why?!
Kirstie looks much better than she used to, but still. I don’t want to see that. Actually, anybody in a bikini on the Oprah show is kind of gross. She should’ve reenacted that moment on the Oprah show when she (O) came out in 80s skinny jeans with a wagon full of fat.
Would You Hit It?
The "Who Cares?" News
Lance Armstrong completes the NYC marathon, but struggles. Unfortunately, his rock aka McConagay wasn't there to support him. - People
Heather Mills is apparently hot in the sex dept. Not what I needed to know. - SOW
Marianne Faithful is cancer free! - Yahoo
That was fast, the ScarJo sex tape is now for sale. - WWTDD
Fat Ass KFed
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KFed being fat and gross in NYC on 11/4/06
KFed has confessed that Britney Spears isn’t the only fat ho in the family. Since having Jayden James, Britney has apparently lost most of the weight while KFed has failed to lose any. I guess he puts on the pounds when she’s pregnant. Err..ok?
He said, “I gain the sympathy weight and she loses it in two weeks after she has the baby… It’s daddy fat. It comes and goes. [Britney] goes through different feelings about it. Sometimes she’ll tell me to get my butt in the gym and sometimes it doesn’t bother her.”
I went to see this trash on Saturday night in NYC and let me just say that there were honestly like 150 people there. The joint holds 1600, so you do the math. I couldn’t tell if bitch is fat or not, because I was too intoxicated. Intoxication is a must if you’re watching this kind of mess. I’m not sure what took place, but there was a lot of crotch grabbing and a lot of “all the ladies in the house” type dialogue. I think at one point he made us chant “Fuck You KFed” over and over again, which was very easy to do. Second nature, if you will.
The highlight of the evening was when the bartenders started screaming “We Want Britney!”
What a Man!
Matthew McConagay is a dumb ass, lying bitch. He claims that he once turned down a threesome with two sisters, because it’s bad karma.
He said, "Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren't single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don't jive with that. You don't sleep with someone's lady if they're married because it will return and bite you in the ass."
He failed to mention that they also had vaginas which was totally a turn-off.
Who Would Want to Kill Hilary Duff?!
18 year-old, Maksim Miakovsky, was arrested in Manhattan Beach, CA for threatening to kill horse-faced, Hilary Duff this past weekend. He was arrested at a local Residence Inn on Friday night.
TMZ reported that Maksim has made several threats to Hilary and her boyfriend, Joel Madden. Maksim said that the reason why he came to the US from Russia was to get it on with Hilary. That’s a waste of a planet ticket.
Maksim was planning to kill Hilary on Sunday at an event she was scheduled to attend. He is currently being held on $200,000 bail.
Doesn’t Blohan hate Duff? She’s totally going to pay that dude’s bail. Honestly, you have to be pretty lame if you want to kill Hilary Duff. I mean he’s probably cooped up in his hotel room watching “Lizzie Maguire” over and over again and chanting “let the rain fall down and wake my dreams”, so after a while you would think he’d look up in the mirror and realize that this is stuff of insanity. Hilary Duff?! WTF?
Note to Eva: You're Not Posh
Eva LongWHORIA is in this movie called "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale and last night was the premiere in Hollywood. I'm not sure what this movie is about, but I'm surprised it's not going straight to the USA Network. Eva tries so hard to be something in fashion and she falls hard. The sad thing is, I want to like her, but just one look at her makes me want to take her spider eyelashes and fuck her with them - hard. I was very disappointed that she didn't bite the bullet on last night's "Desperate Housewives." These writers need to get keen and kill the ho off already!
A Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape?!
I read this on ONTD this morning and think it might be too good to be true. Apparently, during a film shoot Scarlett Johansson left her mic on when she went to get busy with an unidentified male in a truck. One of the sound operators noticed that her shit was still on and listened and taped while Scarlett and the dude (apparently not Josh Hartnett) made out and then she leaned over and gave him a sloppy bj. She ends by telling the dude "Yeah, cum."
I need proof! Scarlett has made a ton of films and I'm sure she'd remember to take off her mic before sucking the dick of some dude. That being said, I'm a little annoyed that she didn't let said guy jizz all over her amazing breastes. I mean?
Here's, Scarlett and Hugh Jackman at the premiere for "The Prestige". Scarlett again wore an ill-fitting dress and took her hair color to firecrotch levels. The dye job looks like it was done with orange RIT. Seriously, Scar!
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