Dear Tori, It's Not Going To Happen!

Tori Spelling really wants to be in the new "Beverly Hills 90210" spin-off. I mean, she really wants to be in it. I think she would even give up one of her chins to be in it.

Tori already said she could play a sexy MILF in the show and now she has other ideas.

She told People, "My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I'm sure he will be beaming from above! And I'd love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud! I am a mom now, proud to say, but obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character's young stepmom. Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America's most infamous virgin."

Nope. Not going to happen. I'm pretty there's a law somewhere stating Tori Spelling must never return to network TV. If anyone in the Spelling family deserves to be on television, it's Mimi La Rue! Mimi can play Donna Martin after thousands of dollars of plastic surgery turned her into one of the world's most gorgeous supermodels. Mimi definitely has the face and body to play Donna Martin.