She'll Be Knocked Up By September

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans have been pretty quiet about their relationship. Sienna has already denied they are engaged. Leave it to mom to spill the frijoles. Rhys' mommy has opened her big mouth and claims they are in fact promised to each other for marriage. His memaw told The Sun, "They adore each other and I am so pleased for them. They make a fantastic couple. We think she is lovely, absolutely fantastic."

Rhys' family also said the two are looking for a home in Wales. Recently, Sienna told friends that she loves Wales and accused the English of pillaging the country. She said, "I think it is the most beautiful country in the world and the people were just gracious and lovely considering they have been raped and pillaged by the English for so long." Ok...let's have another drink then, Sienna.

Rhys has reportedly proposed to Sienna dozens of times, but she finally accepted this time. He probably finally caught her at the one moment of the day she wasn't completely wasted.

Congrats to the dirty couple! Let's hope they will brush their hair and teeth for this special occasion. Probably not, but one can hope!