Not Even Fit For A $5 Hooker

I feel sorry for all the slave shop workers that are getting paid 25 cents an hour to put this ugly shit together. They are probably thinking, "Who the fuck buys this fugly ass crap?" I don't know the answer to this question. All the drag queens I know wouldn't be caught fingering a dirty ass in these hoof covers.

And Parasite Hilton has a lot of nerve charging that much for shoes that cost 50 cents to make. Even if she dropped the first number in that price, it still wouldn't be worth it. And "free overnight" is right!

Source: ONTD