Gayle's Doghouse

Gayle King has moved into a penthouse in NYC under the name of Oprah's dog Sophie. Sophie recently kicked it for that doghouse in the sky, but her name lives on in Gayle's own doghouse. Page Six reports that the $7.1 million penthouse was purchased under the name Sophie's Penthouse LLC. It has three bedrooms, 31/2 baths, a large living room/dining area, and a 768-square-foot wraparound terrace. Damn! Oprah's whores live large. Spitz doesn't have anything on the O!

Sophie's Penthouse LLC has a nice ring to it, but Oprah's Bitch LLC would have been more fitting. That company name is probably already taken by Dr. Phil.