George Michael Is Coming To America

George Michael will return to the US stage after being away for 17 years. It was announced that Georgie will open his new tour on June 17th in San Diego. He will then move on to Los Angeles, Seattle, New York and cities in Canada. The tour will end in Fort Lauderdale, FL this August. Tickets for the "25 Live" tour go on sale to us regular bitches on April 6th. That shit better not be more than $50! I'm sick of these dumb skanks charging hundreds of dollars for something that I can view on DVD a couple of months later.

Georgie needs to get Danny Noriega to open for him and then I'm in! I'd gladly sell my dog for tickets. Yeah I know, I couldn't get a food stamp for that bitch.

Georgie should consider only playing local parks. Well, he already knows where the best gloryholes bathrooms are.

Source: Reuters