Afternoon Crumbs

Jessica Simpson has finally found a man on her intelligence level - Popsugar

HoHan's lesbian pizza party (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Depp really loves his fans - IDLYITW

Keeley Hazell is topless and she's loving it - Egotastic!

Emma B is the new Jordan - Hollywood Tuna

Obviously that gastric bypass shit didn't really work out for Carnie Wilson - Just Jared

David Hernandez to be a Rent boy? - Towleroad

Penny and Javier invade France - A Socialite's Life

Brit Brit almost never takes off her shades - Hollywood Rag

Hot pizza upskirts - Cityrag

Flavor of Love 3 ups the skank level - Vh1 Blog

BONUS! Yesterday, I posted La Pequeña Hillary Clinton and today we have La Pequeña Hillary Clinton featuring Machine! I'm totally scared, but in a hot way.