The Bachelor: How Can You Not Love Shayne?

I have a major crush on Shayne from The Bachelor. She has so many things one would want in a soulmate. She's Lorenzo Lamas' daughter, which means Shauna Sand was her stepmother at some point, which means she most likely tried on Shauna's exquisite lucite heels at least once. This reason alone should elevate Shayne to Saint status.

During last night's episode, Shayne complained and cried about how she's having such a hard time sharing Matt with all the other girls. She pulled Matt aside and whined about how awful it is for her to share a man. Spoken like a true spoiled bitch. She finally decided she was going to stay, because she might have feelings for Matt. This makes sense since she's probably talked to him a total of 20-minutes.

The episode also once again turned into a nauseating talent show. Last week, Michelle played the clarinet for Matt and this week she sang to him. How does Matt stand it? A lot of alcohol is my guess. Sadly, Michelle got the boot and in her exit interview she talked about how she can't wait to get home, hold her cat and listen to it purr. My raunch brains quickly went in the gutter, but we're talking about Michelle here. She doesn't have sex.

Below is a clip of another bitch singing for Matt. This girl totally looks like Jamie Lynn Spears to me. It's sort of creepy. Here she is singing opera for him and I love Erin's comment at the end.