Brit Out, Miley In

The paps have gotten bored with Britney Spears, because she hardly goes out and she's toned down her act. They have moved on to Jesus loving Miley Cyrus. A photo agency head said that a lot of Brit's regular paps have now been assigned to Miley.

Brad Elterman of Buzz told Rush & Molly, "Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney. Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It's moved on to Miley."

Miley loves it. She poses for the paps for Jesus. I wish the paps luck in getting Miley to do anything remotely interesting. They would be better off taking pictures of paint drying. It would be more exciting and they would get more layers of color. Miley just stands there and flashes her 12-inch gums.

South Park was totally right.

Screw Miley! I want more pictures of La Pequena, Danny Noriega's chola mother and Shannen Doherty. Seriously, where in the world is that crazy bitch?