Jenny Aniston's publicist must be working his Blackberry to the core. Jenny and Orlando Bloom have once again been linked. Witnesses told Page Six that the two were recently dining at Eva LongWHORIA's house of whores, Beso.
The "witness" aka Aniston herself said, "They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world."
They got it all wrong. She was sitting across the room and he was looking at her like she was his favorite guy in the world. Orlando's current girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, has nothing to worry about. Keep moving along.
I just know Aniston is trying to make this happen! It's never going to happen. She needs to link herself to someone more believable. I'm thinking....James Haven Voight. Now that's a story!
Note to Brangaloonies: If you didn't know that was Brad Pitt's ear in the picture above, you need to remove your Brangaloonie badge right away and take down your Shiloh altar!