Carpet Lunchers

Mischa Barton had lunch today with Lindsay Lohan's main muncher, Samantha Ronson. I wonder what they had? Tuna tartare! Leeeeezzz beeee frieeeends foreeever! Ronson is a lesbian pimp. Even I'm developing a girl crush on her. It's the "Ronson" blood.

Mischa wore a "Let's Go Bite Some Butts" t-shirt. No thank poo. Mischa's ass looks like it's a mouthful of cottage cheese. I must give love to the paparazzi that knew how important it was to get close-ups of her cellulite. Job well done!

Who really gives a fuck if she's 22 and has cellulite. We all have it. I mean...of course I don't, but lots of people do. Besides, that outfit is much uglier than her cellulite. Her job is to basically get dressed up to go shopping and "eat lunch" and this is what she comes up? Falkor, go home and change!