Josh Kelly Would Like To Wait

Katherine Heigl is ready to start reproducing right now! She needs to consult her ovaries, because I'm pretty sure they don't want any part in bringing Heigl spawn to the world. Katherine talked to the Sunday Times about when she's going to start popping out little Heigls with her husband, Josh Kelly. Katherine said, “I think we’re both on such a career trajectory right now, it would be foolish to waste the opportunities. I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t, so I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.”

Josh isn't ready to deal with a knocked up Heigl. That's just a recipe for MEGA BITCH! Think about it! Katherine Heigl + Crazy Hormones - Ciggies = Insane Bitch From Hell! Josh needs to prepare his soul before he goes into the darkness.

Katherine also talked about her a career a little bit and what she thinks about being compared to Julia Roberts. She said, “I can’t help but feel that’s a little insulting to Julia Roberts. There’s not another woman who I look at and think, ‘That’s it, that’s whose career I want to have.’ I’m just me and trying to do the best I can in every decision in any given moment."

The only person that is comparing Katherine Heigl to Julia Roberts is Katherine Heigl. I've never heard of that fuckery before in my life! If this bitch is the next Julia Roberts, then I'm the next Noah Webster.