If You Want To Get Paid, Tell Mimi She Looks Beautiful

Mimi rolled into London early this morning and created chaos outside her hotel. She wouldn't have it another way. Mimi fans and paparazzi crowded the outside of the hotel and some of Mimi's guards started knocking paps around. Where the fuck did she get the flowers? She probably carries a bouquet around with her, so she feels and looks special.

Mimi's in town to whore out "Touch My Body" and do a signing at Selfridges today. Sources told Metro that Mimi has made a list of demands including a £5,000 table direct from Greenwich Village in New York, special Fiji water, Trident gum and a special shipment of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Sources also claim that Mimi's staff has to tell her she looks beautiful every morning. Professional liars. What's the point of paying someone to tell you how gorgeous you are? You know they are lying to you!

Basically, Mimi wants America brought to her. She's going to be pissed off when she finds out they brought her water from Fiji instead of the Fiji brand water.