Weiland Out Of Velvet Revolver

Scott Weiland's craziness is too intense for Velvet Revolver, so they've kicked his hot ass out of the band! He must be in tears. I'll give him a butt cheek to cry on. Well, he's a hot piece and the crazy ones are always stars in the sack. VR issued this press release:

“This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn’t 100% committed to either. Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on.”

I would like to submit a list of possible replacements: Danny Noriega, La Pequena, Mimi La Rue and Phoebe Price.

Speaking of PP, I kind of want to paint a watercolor of her on Scott Weiland's chest in that picture above. His rib cage looks like PP's chicken cutlets!