Mimi Is Coming For The Beatles

Mimi scored her 18th No.1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week with "Touch My Body." She has flown like a gorgeous butterfly past Elvis Presley and is now in second place with the most No. 1s. Mimi's album "E=MC2" comes out this month, so she could produce enough No.1 singles to knock The Beatles from the spot. They currently have 20 No.1s.

I will be severely disappointed with her butterfly majesty if she isn't on the clam with Heather Mills right now. Heather is crazy enough to help Mimi trump The Beatles! Heather will use all her McCartney divorce money to buy every Mimi single and pay for radio play. Heather wants to take Paul's woman, money, career and awards! She's like a Dynasty character.

Here's Mimi mingling with the peasant folk in London yesterday. Mimi's intense glamour is so hard on her body that she can barely stand without help from the peons around her.