Mimi Had An "Excuse My Beauty" Party?!

I almost dropped my Eggo waffle when I read this shit in Metro this morning:

Pixie Geldof will certainly be hanging out for her 18th birthday later this year, following public humiliation when she was rejected from an 'Excuse My Beauty' party staged for Mariah Carey last night.

Screw Pixie! An "Excuse My Beauty" party?! Party of the millennium for the title alone. This is a sign that I must throw a party called the "I Like Tans On My Legs Not On My Face" party. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, watch the clip below. Steven from "Cops" will change your life.

Oh and here's Mimi leaving her hotel in London yesterday. I think she owns that jacket in ten million colors.