Annie, It's Time To Dump The Douche

Anne Hathaway's beard, Raffaelo Follieri, was arrested by NYC police today for bouncing a $250,000 check. TMZ reports he's still in the chokey for one misdemeanor count. He's currently being booked. A source said his bank account was not even close to covering the check.

Annie, pull a Salma Hayek and get a beard that actually has some money. It's not hard. I'm sure Ryan Gaycrest is in the market for a beard of his own. The $250,000 check probably for something super douchey like a Maserati or a boat. I bet Raffaelo wears tons of Drakkar Noir too. He totally washes his briefs in it.

Actually, the douche probably wrote the check to himself, so he could get a few hundred dollars out of the ATM! We've all done it. We have! Sometimes pay day is too far away and those boots are calling your name today.