JLo Doesn't Have Shit On Mimi!

Mimi is still ravaging London with her outrageous diva demands! In honor of this, The Daily Mail has done a rundown of Mimi's past and present crazy demands. Here's just some of them:

She has 11 bodyguards surround her table in restaurants, so people can't see her eat
She booked every penthouse in Claridge's hotel, so she can have ultimate privacy
She insisted they install a $20,000 gym next to her penthouse suite
She keeps 20 humidifiers around her bed
She won't wear flat shoes ever! She said, "My feet repel them."
She likes being carried around, because wearing high heels all the time hurts her feet
She doesn't have a Birthday, "Honestly, I don't even have birthdays. I call them anniversaries."
She will never use public transportation again, "I've already been on the bus I don't need to go back on the bus."
She insists her dogs travel by private plane or private car only

Strangely enough, I don't have a problem with any of this. If I was her, I would probably want all that shit to! Hell, I would travel everywhere in an oxygen tank, so I wouldn't have to breathe the same air as the rest of the peons around me. Mimi needs to step it up!

Here's Mimi doing the fart shimmy while signing autographs in London last night.