Never On Time

The Wino needs to take a little dough from her crack fund and invest in a watch, egg timer or some shit like that. The ho missed another visit with her Blaaaaake today. Wino showed up late to the chokey and was promptly turned away. She later drowned her sorrows in a kebab.

The hive of mass destruction is definitely one of the main problems. It probably takes her two hours, a lighter, plenty of Crisco and at least 4 people to get that dead gorilla into the car. It fucking weighs more than her! And that shit is getting bigger. It's like Little Crack Shop Of Horrors! Feeeed meeeeee Wino!

Wino shouldn't be making lame attempts to visit Blaaake anyway. She has work to do! The Sun reports that Wino is working on the new Bond theme with Mark Ronson. Does she even know what Quantum of Solace means? Fuck, it took me a few bong hits to figure it out. It means...um...wait ...um...hold up...I got to light up again.