Speaking Of Lifetime....

This story right here would make an awesome Lifetime original movie starring Rob Lowe as himself, Tori Spelling and Tracey Gould. The premise? Rob has accused a former babysitter of trying to extort money from him and his wife, Sheryl. Is it just me or does Sheryl sort of look like Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit in Shallow Hal?

Anuway, Rob wrote a blog post for The Huffington Post called "Household Betrayal." And there's our title! In the post, Rob said this woman wants $1.5 million by the end of the week or she will spread a bunch of vicious lies about them. What kind of lies? It couldn't be any worse than a sex tape with a 16-year-old girl.

Rob writes, "My family is devastated at this betrayal; this woman worked in our home and traveled with us off and on for seven years, without complaint." Rob went on to post two friendly text messages they received from the woman after she quit proving that they split on good terms.

He said the girl had several personal problems and they tried to help her, "During her time in our home my wife tried to mentor this young woman. She took her into her confidence. We took her into our hearts. Having 18 years of sobriety, both my wife and I tried to be supportive as she struggled with personal issues. But we never saw this coming. Apparently, she wanted more. Recently, a colleague of hers has come forward to reveal that this young woman had 'a crush' on me and told her on many occasions, 'I wish he would get a divorce.'"

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world! Rob should rent that movie reference and for the hot scene where Becky DeMornay tells Annabella Sciorra, "When your husband makes love to you, it's MY face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's MY breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!"

VIA People