Fake Ass VS. Fake Ass

Something tells me Joan Rivers switched surgeons and the new one tightened up her mask a little too much. Yeah, she goes in for routine tightening the way some kids go to get their braces tightened regularly. Joan has unleashed her memaw grouchiness on Posh Beckham.

Joan told OK! Magazine, "I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

And you're a Muppet, Joan. NEXT! Seriously, what's the problem? Spice Girl? Yes. Arrogant? Yes. And? That's all Joan has? She's stating the obvious.

Joan needs to go for the aorta. Call Posh a fat ass or something. We need to get Posh angry with Joan, so we can stage an oil wrestling match between the two. Maybe that's not a good idea. The only losers would be us, because we'd have to see these two greasy chicken bones in bikinis.