The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 8th!

Passing out and getting knocked up at Uncle Earl's Annual Nascar BBQ was easy to explain; explaining the fact that my baby daddy was the winner of South Padre Island Spring Break Hottest Twink Contest was a lot harder. - Yentalicious

Runners-up:

Looks like something got between her and her Calvins -GypsyGurl

Midnight in the Garden of White and Trashy - Ang

"he begged me and begged me, and at first i thought it might be a bit tacky, but then i decided it was just too big an event not to commemorate his first tattoo." - JBean

Thanks John