A Summer Wedding For Johnny And Gappy?

This is going to be the costume event of the year! Johnny Depp will reportedly marry Vanessa Paradis on June 14th. The two have been together 10 years and have two children. Vanessa has told Johnny that she's ready to make it legal.

Life & Style (via Showbiz Spy) claims the wedding will be in Georgia, so most of Johnny's family can go. A Source said, “They wanted to make it convenient for Johnny’s family in Florida, so the wedding will likely take place in Georgia’s Tybee Island. They’re going to send out invitations in a few weeks.”

This needs to happen for the pictures alone. Imagine the shit these two are going to wear. It's going to look like a scene out of "Bugsy Malone." I'm also sending good thoughts to the person that officiates the wedding. It's going to take every working bone in their body to not say to Vanessa, "Do you gappy take Johnny..."

Oh and I'll be chartering a bus to Georgia for those of you that want to join me in trying to stop the wedding. Johnny might find it terribly romantic and marry one of us instead. Either that or he'll find it terribly creepy and shoot us. I'm willing to take my chances.