Wednesday, April 9th 2008
Rihanna And Chris Brown Still Aren't Dating
Her royal alien highness, Rihanna, still claims that she's not doing sexy times with Chris Brown. However, the two were out again last night getting tattoos in NYC and then later heading to a friend's Birthday party. He totally got RiRi tattooed on his pee pee. I understand why RiRi is keeping mum about this little romance. Her alien kingdom would not appreciate her dating a mortal.
I love RiRi's tattoo. It has serious meaning. It's the map to her home planet. Follow the stars....
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A match made in narcissist popstar hell.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Both of them apparently come fm other worlds b/c not matter what happens they take a licking & keep on ticking, lol. They're inseparable.
Recently (Aug 21st '08) they tried pulled a lil stunt in L.A. They were shopping separately as though they were 2 different people with separate lives. Then the very next day, WHALAH, they were together again. I guess they couldn't stand being apart another minute.
Personally, I think it's 2 weird that these two cant go solo for 2 days in row. Something is awfully strange with that and it sure aint love....