Wednesday, April 9th 2008

Fishy Lies

Fishsticks Paltrow was at a Breast Cancer Research event last night in NYC when she was asked about attending BeyBey's wedding to Jay-Z. The lying fishy answered, "What wedding? I was watching a movie on Friday night."

I can tell when Fishy lies. Her face scrunches up like a frigid, constipated trout. Oh, that's her regular face.

Here's more pics of Fishy looking like her mother's older sister last night with Liz Hurley. I also threw in a nearly perfect Padma Lakshmi.

Posted by: Michael K