Afternoon Crumbs

Mischa Barton celebrates dodging jail time by going to the beach. And I don't see any cottage cheese! - Egotastic!

Dee from Clueless has major ass - Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Portman and her bearded lady boyfriend - Popsugar

The aptly named Dick Masterson thinks men are better than women (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Wentworth Miller buying pillows to bring to your bed...you wish - Just Jared

Katie and Peter to make terrible music once again - A Socialite's Life

The WWE chicks are naked - Cityrag

ICYMI: Eva Herzigova is knocked up and naked - IDLYITW

Moby wants to marry Britney Spears - Hollywood Rag

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