The Luckiest Slut In The World Talks!

Sarah Larson talks! And she talked to the Las Vegas Review Journal about the night she met her meal ticket, George Clooney. Sarah said she first met eyes with George a while ago, "It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas's] Green Valley Ranch." She served cocktails at the joint at the time and had a boyfriend.

A few years later, George came to Vegas for the Ocean's Thirteen premiere and started asking around for her. Sarah said they "hung out" and the rest is history.

Asking around for her?! More like he called up the escort agency and asked for their top shelf robot.

Sarah quit her job as a cocktail waitress and recently signed with a Los Angeles based modeling agency. She said Georgie is supportive of her career, "Your boyfriend better be. If they aren't, you gotta kick 'em in the butt and walk away."

Oh please! This bitch is acting like she's the one buying her own ten thousand dollar dresses and flying herself to Italy. Homegirl is sucking Clooney's ass lips for a luxurious lifestyle and there's nothing wrong with that, but be honest. I bet Clooney's ass lips taste like duck!

I still can't get over the fact that she actually talked during this interview. That's going to cost Clooney extra.