Bret's Rock Of Love Is......

Who did Bret Michaels choose as his one and only true love for the minute? Was it the muppet or the old lady? Spoilers after the jump! MORE.....

The old lady beat out the stripper muppet! Bret Michaels decided that even he couldn't stand looking at Daisy's freaky ass face on a daily basis. Bret chose 100-year-old Ambre as his rock of love. This makes sense since she won't place any judge on him when she helps rub the Rogaine on his bald spot.

Look at fucking Daisy's face! The happy stripper muppet turned into the psycho stripper muppet. I thought she was going to tear off her scary mask and devour Bret whole. Her face was practically melting off from her hot tears. After Bret told her it wasn't going to work out, Daisy kind of disappeared into this weird cave. That weird cave is definitely a metaphor for something.....

And this was the look on Ambre's face after Bret pulled his bandanna off...

No! It was the look on her face after Bret said, "Now let's go have hot monkey sex." Please! These two are probably going to go have a cup of Earl Grey and rub each other's joints. This fake romance definitely ended as soon as the cameras stopped rolling. That means Rock of Love 3.... I don't think I can stomach it.

Click here to see the video of Bret choosing Ambre and stripper muppet turning into a mess of tears.