This Ho Is Out Of Her Mind

This is what delusional Tori Spelling told Reuters:

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."

I am gayer than Tom Cruise's E.T. butt plug and I would never consider this bitch a gay icon. The queen that bestowed that label upon her must have been in the mood for practical jokes. They gave her the side eye when they said it.

She's not a gay icon, but she's definitely a horse icon. They look up to her. She gives them hope of a life beyond grazing in the open fields.

However, Mimi La Rue is definitely a gay icon.