Rock Of Love 2: Aubry Is A Rat On Crack

I was hoping that last night's Rock of Love 2 Reunion would be a massive herpes flare up. It was only a minor case of the crabs. There was only one cat fight and a couple of bitch matches. I wanted a major skank brawl before every commercial break!

One of the hottest moments came when Angelique and Aubry got into it. Angelique hit the whore on the head when she said, "Aubry you look like a rat on crack." Aubry fired back by saying Angelique looks like a tranny. Pot calling the kettle tranny! Aubrey looks like a tranny rat on crack. How about that?

Angelique also said she quit stripping, but I'm sure that means she's doing porn full-time now.

The show also reunited Bret with that old hag Ambre. It was kind of gross watching them fake snuggle. It's like walking in our daddy doing your mommy from the back. It's totally uncomfortable and not something you ever need to see in life.

The other hot moment came when Heather beat down the plastic muppet. I posted the clip last week, but here it is again! Daisy's weave makes Brit Brit's look like gorgeous Lady Godiva hair.