Hot Slut Peed On Natalie Portman
Hot slut of the millennium! Some hot doggy decided to show Natalie Portman just how he felt about her in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That's when this pooch pounced on the chance to take a wizz on Queen Amidala. That hot bitch was obviously "pissed" off with Natalie for some reason.
It probably took every bone in the vegan's body not to beat that dog's ass. Her next shoe line will be made out of naughty dogs that piss on Oscar nominees.
Source: Huffington Post