Would You Hit It?

I'm talking about Russell Brand and not the pepaw behind him. Although, that might make for a hot tag-team. I don't know what's wrong with me, but lately I've been all into Russell Brand. His hairspray fumes must be making their way through my screen and seducing me.

Any dude that has the balls to go out in public dressed like Lindsay Lohan with hair like Heather from "Rock of Love" must be fearless in the sack.

Here's Russell greeting his pubic outside BBC studios.