Wednesday, April 23rd 2008
Russian Hyatt Has The Right Idea
First of all, that teddy bear was forced to hold that pillow. It doesn't love her. It loathes her. I told me so. Anyway, a Hyatt hotel in Moscow banned Wonky McValtrex for life!
Wonky reportedly scribbled "Paris Moscow 2008" with a black marker on expensive wallpaper in the suite she was staying in. Hotel bitches charged her $9,000 and told her to never come back.
A hotel spokeswhore said, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”
Wait until they find all the vagina maggots she left in their mattress.
Here's some pictures of Wonky with Boy George being skanky in Los Angeles yesterday.
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♥ i KNOW better than this!! im not giving you her number! you will just diss her!! she has better things 2 do!!! i read your other comment! mmmmhhmmnnn!!! yea i remember it!!! So yea NICE TRY!!! im a true friend.. i dont blow my friends off and i wouldnt hurt her in anyway including giving pshyco's her number!!!! ♥♥ Paris you look great in that dress!! i love it!! the teddy does love you!! and so will benji when u give it to him!! AAWWEEE! I wISH YOU BOTH THE BEST!!!!
kitty do u rully no paris????
Im sooooo jellus if u do!!!!
i want her numbr so i can tell her
she is hwat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
cute teddy paris! u both look adorable! ♥