A Shot At Hep Is Back!

The above screen shot perfectly sums up the entire season 2 premiere of Tila Tequila's A Shot At Love. It's Tila sticking a flower (given to her by another dude) in the crack of one of her suitors. Who said romance is dead?

If you weren't wearing protection while watching last night's episode on MTV, you better go to the doctor this afternoon. I lost track on the number of people Tila made out with. That would make a fun drinking game! Two of the lesbians on the show even started making out with each other. They were later eliminated, because they weren't "respecting" Tila in her own house. First of all, Tila already disrespected herself by going on this show and second, that house isn't hers!

I still watch this trash, because I live for skankiness and cat fights. The first cat fight almost happened when two douche bags got into it. Jay from New Jersey (above with the flower in his ass) threatened to "head butt" Bo from Ohio. Sadly, he didn't do it. All talk and no head butt. The two dudes are still around, so hopefully they will get into it later on.

Below is a clip of the dudes giving Tila a "fashion show." Take your Valtrex before watching it. One of the dude even shows Tila his "dick in a box." She acts like she's grossed out. Slut please!

One of my favorite dudes, Chad, gave the quote of the evening:

“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”

Yeah, he's a keeper. This season is going to be so hot.