Pandra Express!

Orange chicken! Panda Express is such trash, but I ate that shit almost every day when I lived in California. I know it's basically a plate of MSG, but it's delicious. I once met this bitch in a bar who was a manager at Panda Express and they told me to stop eating there. When I asked why they wouldn't answer. That's not a good sign. They probably use rat shit in their beef broccoli. Who cares? Pour some MSG on that rat shit and if tastes delicious, I will eat it. You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit.

Katie Price enjoyed what our good country has to offer while shopping at the Beverly Center. You know the bitch thinks it's some authentic Chinese food. She probably asked if she could give her regards to the chef. They handed her a bag of MSG.

Here's more pics of Katie looking like a burnt-up Elvira and a few shots of her gay husband.