Oh, Rumer!

Rumer, Rumer, Rumer.... Tater Head is really starting to grow on me like a wonky potato eye. She's so fucking endearing!

Rumer reminds me of this one time in junior high school when this dumb, popular bitch asked me to the Winter Formal. I felt so wanted and popular! I said yes and as soon as the words came out of my mouth, she started laughing right at my face! She ran to her friends and the rest of the day was spent pointing and laughing at me. Okay, it was really last week. It wasn't junior high school. It was the gay bar. It wasn't a girl. It was a fat queen.

Anyway! That memory makes me think of Rumer. Fuck those bitches, Rumer! Put on your busted wig, Demi's hand-me-down gown and work it out. Yes, you will always look like Jay Leno dressed as Demi Moore for Halloween, but who gives a fuck!

Here's Tater Head with some hot dude at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "From Within."